Since I have never born children, you might think "I don't know nuthin about birthin no babies!"
A few friends who are Mothers told me that they decided to get off the delivery table and cancel the whole deal since it was entirely too painful. Of course that wasn't really an option, so they pressed on through the agony and pushed.
Their coach, husband, doctor and nurse all yelling "PUSH PUSH PUSH!" Till finally their little darling is delivered.
PUSH is a familiar acronym for Pray Until Something Happens.
There is an ugly loud voice telling us to walk away from the delivery table. The false prophets say there's no way to deliver this baby. Don't you believe it!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
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